your mind is the scene of the crime
If I was making a tea advert, I would want to communicate about tea is that it can console you, it can start your day, there is the warmth and the ritual, and you can share it; you make someone a cup of tea and you offer it to them.
I’m not a professional scold. But don’t put me in this position ever again.
Don’t die for me. You won’t be doing me any favors.